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Hello... you, of the people who observe.
I am Gregory J. Daniel ~ For about... 45 years now, I have been designing
web sites... and boy has it been fun... I get about 2 web sites produced
every decade, so sadly, I am not too quantity driven. I am a musician... oh,
do I ever play? Oh yes... indeed I do... but whether or not I actually
understand the concept of a 16th note is irrelevant... or a note for that
matter... shut up.
I am currently... well... as I write this... 19 years old. I have been for
the past three years. [pauses and thinks] Or is it four? ...anyway, I have
about 27 friends... more or much less ~ I enjoy long walks on the water, and
would like nothing more out of life than a rotten apple. |
I've been pulling so hard [sobs uncontrollably] but for some reason, I can
never get rosy red off her beautiful branch... oh shut up, I don't know what I'm
talking about either... (jebus!)
So yes, I am looking for someone to love all day, and ignore at night. I want
someone who does not mind the occasional fist fight... as long as they let me
win... otherwise I'll just run off crying only to come back with a blunt
instrument... don't ask me how my previous relationships ended... lets just say,
I got the line... you know? Not like "It's not me, it's you." or, "You've always
had a foul stench of urine." but more so like "Why are you beating me to death
with your channel changer."
God... I'm so sick of the lines.
Anyway, so I'm not religious, and if you love God, just know, I plan on being
punished for my sins... I don't want to ask for them to evaporate like you do...
it's like a ticket to a ride you are too short for... mmm... I'd rather just
stand by, looking like a short dork than be the one falling from the Ferris
Wheel, hitting every bar on the way down...
Mmm... good metaphoricalismness.
So if you are still reading... please, stop, just browse the site, there is no
point in reading on further unless you are one of the thousands who log on day
after day to chat.yahoo.com "a/s/l?????" "45/worm/mrodd.com (ps. worms make
woopy (goldberg... eew) with themselves)
No... so I guess I should be honest, I'm not looking for a friend, a lover, a
disco dance partner, or even someone to clean up after me when I make a mess in
the bathroom... I'll clean up my own crap... thanks (IBS).
I have a large family... didn't you know? The JACKSON CLAN! Mmm... so proud of
them... or... yes?
[sighs] Tomorrow I have a test, today is a test... maybe I should just fail
intentionally like I did the WASL? Oh shut up.
I have a band... ONEMANDBAND ~ My friends and I started it... there's the lead
singer (me) the drummer... um... [looks around uncomfortably] Ok, so they all
quitted due to my uncontrollable and violent rage for imperfection ~ "Did you
miss a freaking drum note!? I am going to rip your long intestine right out of
your body and hang you with it noose style!" ~ That's like the fifth restraining
order... ha... who's restraining me? Casper?
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No no no... I've given you all the wrong impression... My real name is Martha
Stewart, and I have a loving husband. I live in the Green Bay area, and because
of my 14 kids I no longer need a fanny pack to store my diapers...
You have to be pretty twisted to understand what I just said... it's not funny,
don't even look further.
Really I'm just trying to fill this page up with nonsense so you will all feel
like I have contributed something to your lives, rather than have a load of
"Under Mexican Construction" signs...
That's not racist... you're racist for suggesting Mexicans don't build huts.
Jerk. [rolls eyes] Ok... well, all in all, I'm low enough to post my picture on
HotOrNot ~ Yes, cry for me... but also, vote for me, because no matter how
ugly you are on the inside, you can still be less disgusting on the outside.
[smiles and waves goodbye]
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