Contact... contact... ah yes, it says here “If you write the author about how badly you believe he sucks due to whatever twisted problem you have bouncing around in your mind resulting in immense jealousy, hatred, or otherwise negative emotion, you will undoubtably die 10 days after sending the email.” [shrugs] Hmm... of course this does not apply to me, but maybe... no... I’m sure you’ll be nice. {insert additional empty threats here}

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