<![CDATA[Onision]]>https://www.onision.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SVFI!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe3198088-5f00-41b5-9f55-7dafa33318d6_1280x1280.pngOnisionhttps://www.onision.comSubstackThu, 28 May 2026 14:56:05 GMT<![CDATA[Accountability, The Truth & Cancel Culture]]>https://www.onision.com/p/accountability-the-truth-and-cancelhttps://www.onision.com/p/accountability-the-truth-and-cancelWed, 27 May 2026 19:08:42 GMTPodcast video is exclusive to subscribers for the first three months of publishing.

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]]><![CDATA[Onision Podcast #9]]>https://www.onision.com/p/onision-podcast-9https://www.onision.com/p/onision-podcast-9Sun, 17 May 2026 07:46:53 GMTShare

]]><![CDATA[Giant Baby FREAK & Other Dumb Zombies]]>https://www.onision.com/p/giant-baby-freak-and-other-dumb-zombieshttps://www.onision.com/p/giant-baby-freak-and-other-dumb-zombiesSun, 17 May 2026 02:14:58 GMTSubscribe now

]]><![CDATA[BoysInBloom (CoolGuyKai) & Onision Podcast (Episode 2)]]>https://www.onision.com/p/boysinbloom-coolguykai-and-onisionhttps://www.onision.com/p/boysinbloom-coolguykai-and-onisionThu, 14 May 2026 19:10:19 GMTOnision and BoysInBloom (CoolGuyKai) talk about what the sponsor/executive producer requested - OnlyFans and Sexuality.

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]]><![CDATA[The Onision Adventure: Episode 2]]>https://www.onision.com/p/the-onision-adventure-episode-2https://www.onision.com/p/the-onision-adventure-episode-2Tue, 12 May 2026 04:21:32 GMTFeaturing parodies of: Tatsumaki (One Punch Man), Homelander (The Boys), Diamond Weapon (Final Fantasy VII Original), Genos (One Punch Man), Little Pete (Original), Light Yagami (Death Note), Souchirou Yagami (Death Note), Ryuk (Death Note), Sachiko Yagami (Death Note), New Girlfriend (Original)

Also starring: Rod Danger, Dale Danger, Emo Charlie, Vickie Danger, Banana Man

Music by: Onision Bot

Most Voice Acting: Onision

Editing, Writing, Directing etc: Onision

Funding: Cheyenne & Onision

🎬 If you want to see a NEW Onision video, help fund it here: https://onision.forum -- (alt funding link: https://onision.com)

🔥 Onision Discord: https://discord.com/invite/SJK4rNZ58P

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💥 More Links: https://allmylinks.com/onision

]]><![CDATA[Mother's Day 2026 (Onision Podcast)]]>https://www.onision.com/p/mothers-day-2026-onision-podcasthttps://www.onision.com/p/mothers-day-2026-onision-podcastMon, 11 May 2026 03:28:58 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Pokémon, Homelander & Honeymoon Phases]]>https://www.onision.com/p/pokemon-homelander-and-honeymoonhttps://www.onision.com/p/pokemon-homelander-and-honeymoonThu, 07 May 2026 20:27:40 GMTOnision and Kai sit down for another unscripted episode — opening fan-gifted Pokémon cards, debating whether Pokémon is just ethical dog fighting, breaking down Kai’s thing for Homelander from The Boys, and getting into the real psychology of companion love and the honeymoon phase. They also wander into boomer parenting behavior, divorce patterns, The R…

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]]><![CDATA[THE BOYS... only... not.]]>https://www.onision.com/p/the-boys-only-nothttps://www.onision.com/p/the-boys-only-notThu, 07 May 2026 02:35:22 GMTI guess… :P

]]><![CDATA[Death Note Parody: Episode 2]]>https://www.onision.com/p/death-note-parody-episode-2https://www.onision.com/p/death-note-parody-episode-2Wed, 06 May 2026 03:13:23 GMTOnision completed yet another live action death note parody. This is episode 2, probably the most advanced Onision-style video ever made.

]]><![CDATA[Death Note: Onision ]]>https://www.onision.com/p/death-note-onisionhttps://www.onision.com/p/death-note-onisionMon, 04 May 2026 00:34:53 GMTOnision is back with a BRAND NEW live-action Death Note parody series!

If you want Episode 2, SMASH the LIKE button! 1,000 likes = next episode faster

Support new Onision videos:
https://onision.forum (or https://onision.com)

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Onision has created comedy sketches, vlogs, podcasts, songs, books, and more with over 2 billion total views. Subscribe for the full series!

#Onision #DeathNote #DeathNoteParody #AnimeParody #LiveActionAnime #Kira #LightYagami #DeathNoteEpisode

]]><![CDATA[Know Your Enemy | Bravado, Shame & Cults]]>https://www.onision.com/p/know-your-enemy-bravado-shame-andhttps://www.onision.com/p/know-your-enemy-bravado-shame-andFri, 01 May 2026 02:04:09 GMTIn this episode, Onision covers:

Sexual shame vs. reality — Why society censors the very thing responsible for all human existence

Know your enemy — How recognizing bravado and posturing removes the power your opponent has over you

What-aboutism — Why deflecting instead of addressing the issue in front of you is a societal cancer

Cult vs. world perspective — The difference between supporting someone on merit and supporting a convicted felon because he’s your convicted felon

The accountability hack — “The moment I admit I’m wrong, I’m right” — and how that simple shift changes everything

Funded by Rylent via the forum. One person. One podcast. Potentially thousands of listeners. That’s the power of this community.

Timestamps

0:00 — Welcome to the Onision Podcast on Substack

0:29 — Society’s hypocrisy around sex and shame

3:27 — Viewing conflict from your enemy’s perspective

5:13 — Bravado: the loud voice hiding a scared person

8:59 — What-aboutism and why it guarantees zero progress

12:14 — Cult following vs. merit-based thinking

19:43 — The accountability principle: wrong today, right tomorrow

24:43 — World perspective vs. cult loyalty in modern politics

28:07 — Thanks to Rylent + closing thoughts

]]><![CDATA[Onision Got Dumped (by Tifa Lockhart)]]>https://www.onision.com/p/onision-got-dumped-by-tifa-lockharthttps://www.onision.com/p/onision-got-dumped-by-tifa-lockhartWed, 29 Apr 2026 23:47:19 GMTEmo Charlie, Dale & Rod Danger face off against Barret, Tifa Lockhart & Cloud Strife in the world of Final Fantasy VII.

The show down is so epic, even Homelander (The Boys) and OmniMan (Invicible) might show up.

]]><![CDATA[Calling the Cops on Arms Dealers & Getting Them Killed in GTA V]]>https://www.onision.com/p/calling-the-cops-on-arms-dealershttps://www.onision.com/p/calling-the-cops-on-arms-dealersTue, 28 Apr 2026 21:46:38 GMTWatch Onision turn GTA V into a chaotic social experiment: provoke gun shop owners and arms dealers into shooting first, dial 911, and let the cops deliver justice (or lead justice). Funded by a fan on the Onision forum — thanks KC!

Key Moments / Timestamps

  • 0:00 – Intro & first arms dealer bait

  • ~0:40 – First 911 call

  • ~1:30 – Cops arrive and take him out

  • ~2:20 – Second gun shop troll

  • ~4:30 – Chrome Jeep rampage & pedestrian chaos

  • ~5:40 – Punching trick & more cop calls

  • Later – Repeated framing attempts and cop frustration

This is classic Onision GTA V trolling — dark, absurd, and unapologetically chaotic. Expect glitches, screaming NPCs, questionable moral choices, and the Los Santos PD doing their best (or worst). Perfect for fans of unfiltered gameplay and satirical humor.

]]><![CDATA[Boners, Elderly Abuse, Dispatch, Obesity, Rich People & Liars]]>https://www.onision.com/p/boners-elderly-abuse-dispatch-obesityhttps://www.onision.com/p/boners-elderly-abuse-dispatch-obesityMon, 27 Apr 2026 19:26:00 GMTUnedited. Raw. No filter.

In Episode 6 of The Onision Podcast, Onision rants about:

  • Boners & aging — erectile dysfunction, why getting older changes priorities, and not caring what people think

  • Elderly abuse — condescension toward older people and how young people are bullying their future selves

  • Dispatch (the game) — why this visual novel-style game feels like an emotional escape (Invincible vibes with great animation)

  • Obesity — brutal truths about fat acceptance, child abuse via poor health, and why it’s an American epidemic

  • Rich people & liars — observations on wealth, society, predators vs prey mindsets, and human nature

This is a loose, off-the-cuff podcast — Greg winged it after losing his notes, delivering honest, unfiltered thoughts on aging, health, culture, games, and society. Funded directly by fans who want real conversations.

Perfect for the commute, gym, or anytime you want raw takes that cut through modern delusions.

]]><![CDATA[Stoicism, Nihilism, Taoism & Hamnet]]>https://www.onision.com/p/stoicism-nihilism-taoism-and-hamnethttps://www.onision.com/p/stoicism-nihilism-taoism-and-hamnetMon, 27 Apr 2026 19:02:27 GMTUnedited. Raw. No filter.

In Episode 5 of The Onision Podcast, Onision explores deep philosophical territory:

  • Stoicism — accepting harsh realities, POW survival mindsets, and stopping the constant “this will end soon” delusion

  • Nihilism — questioning fake meanings, authority, and skeptical lenses on a contradictory world

  • Taoism — being like water, Bruce Lee wisdom, spiritual flow vs. rigid force (and its potential flaws)

  • Yin-Yang — what it really means (not good vs. evil, but fire/water, light/darkness, complementary forces)

  • Hamnet — reflections on loss, death, and Shakespeare’s personal tragedy

This is Onision in full thoughtful-podcast mode — calm, introspective rants blending philosophy, personal insight, and real-world application. Funded directly by fans who want uncensored, idea-driven content.

Perfect for deep drives, workouts, or quiet moments when you want something more substantial than typical internet noise.

]]><![CDATA[Polyamory, Weight Problems & Influencers Aging ]]>https://www.onision.com/p/polyamory-weight-problems-and-influencershttps://www.onision.com/p/polyamory-weight-problems-and-influencersMon, 27 Apr 2026 18:59:22 GMTIn Episode 4 of The Onision Podcast, Onision discusses:

  • Polyamory — why critics don’t understand it, how it’s more than just sex, and why comparing it to masturbation is low IQ

  • Weight problems & eating discipline — personal struggles and real talk on body image

  • Influencers aging — Hair Jordan, Social Repose, James Charles, Andrew Tate, and the effort (or lack of) behind maintaining looks

  • Makeup, presentation, and why some creators keep the same aesthetic forever

  • The pain of audience abandonment — when fans turn on you after years of connection

  • Differences between creators who love themselves vs. those who loved their audience

  • Bonus: Thank you to supporters who sent gifts (Pokémon cards & more)

This is a relaxed, bonus-style podcast — honest reflections on relationships, internet culture, mental health impacts, and staying authentic in the spotlight. Funded by fans who want real conversations.

Perfect for the gym, drive, or anytime you want unfiltered thoughts on modern life and creator struggles.

]]><![CDATA[Abandonment, Death & Therapy]]>https://www.onision.com/p/abandonment-death-and-therapyhttps://www.onision.com/p/abandonment-death-and-therapyMon, 27 Apr 2026 18:57:39 GMTUnedited. Raw. No filter.

In Episode 3 of The Onision Podcast, Onision opens up about:

  • Abandonment issues — the pain of people who say “I love you” then disappear forever

  • Death, loss, and why it changes how you see everything

  • Therapy: Why therapists get paid to keep you broken, not fixed

  • Private vs public persona — why he’s actually nice in real life but intense on camera

  • Hurt people hurt people — understanding anger, hate, and emotional exhaustion

  • The difference between justified rage and beating a dead horse

  • Real talk on mental health, human nature, and moving past constant negativity

This is Onision at his most reflective and honest — mixing personal stories with sharp insights on psychology, relationships, and the mental health industry. Funded directly by fans who want real, uncensored conversations.

Perfect listening for the car, workout, or late-night drives when you need something deeper than surface-level content.

]]><![CDATA[Eugenia Cooney, Artificial Intelligence & Prenups & Eating Discipline]]>https://www.onision.com/p/eugenia-cooney-artificial-intelligencehttps://www.onision.com/p/eugenia-cooney-artificial-intelligenceMon, 27 Apr 2026 18:55:49 GMTUnedited. Raw. No filter.

In Episode 2 of The Onision Podcast, Greg dives deep into:

  • Eugenia Cooney — her situation, internet drama, and what it says about society

  • Artificial Intelligence — the future, risks, and how it’s changing everything

  • Prenups & Marriage — why you should always get one, brutal truths about failed relationships, and why “don’t get married” people are losers

  • Personal life hacks: Replacing phone numbers with usernames, stopping eating at 5 PM for massive weight loss and discipline (his “eating order” vs. eating disorder)

  • Family as your only real reason to live, dealing with haters, and calling out self-sabotage

This is Onision in full podcast mode — mixing practical advice with fiery rants on modern culture, relationships, health, and technology. Funded directly by fans who want real, uncensored content.

Perfect for the gym, commute, or whenever you need straight talk that cuts through the noise. If you enjoyed Episode 1, this one goes even deeper.

]]><![CDATA[Fake Meltdowns, Adults-Only Internet & Karma]]>https://www.onision.com/p/fake-meltdowns-adults-only-internethttps://www.onision.com/p/fake-meltdowns-adults-only-internetMon, 27 Apr 2026 18:53:20 GMTUnedited. Uncensored. Onision goes raw.

In the debut episode of The Onision Podcast, he breaks down:

  • How he made $10,000 faking meltdowns and “goodbye” videos while YouTube ate it up

  • Why the internet is fake as hell and rewards outrage over truth

  • Child exploitation in mainstream movies (that new Scary Movie trailer with a kid holding prosthetic testicles)

  • Should minors be banned from the internet?

  • Hypocrisy around age gaps, cancel culture, and “moral” creators

  • Karma in action: Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, Blaire White, and why bad people look the part

This is Onision speaking directly to the camera with zero filter — just straight talk on internet culture, society’s double standards, and the clown world we live in. Funded by fans who want real content.

If you liked old-school unhinged Onision rants, this is your new fix. Perfect for the car, gym, or whenever you need someone to say the quiet part out loud.

]]><![CDATA[Rebuilding What Matters To Me]]>https://www.onision.com/p/rebuilding-what-matters-to-mehttps://www.onision.com/p/rebuilding-what-matters-to-meMon, 27 Apr 2026 18:41:36 GMTFor some time I have struggled with trying to find direction... have purpose... generate emotion that could result in something productive. Some of you probably relate with this.

Anyway... this is an attempt, in one direction, of doing something that might actually be healthy.

Something I have not formally announced is my book releases... two, being re-released with improved writing.

Stones To Abbigale: It’s a nice story about a guy who falls in love with a girl. He has a bit of a hero complex, she has a bit of a “horrible circumstances” unfortunate default setting regarding the configuration of her life: https://amzn.to/4edzWhK

Reaper’s Creek: A serial killer is leaving bodies everywhere, and a little boy is gaining super powers from alien abductions... wild right?: https://amzn.to/4edzWhK

Falsely Accused: Opening up the bullshit in society, and making it known to all who are willing to read: https://amzn.to/4edzWhK

I made them free for Elites through my site:

https://onision.forum

Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.

(but the format is not as pretty)

Recently I completed an AI video which I thought was pretty cool... what do you think?

It was pretty horrific to make... what I mean by that is... what you see in the above video, was actually the result of about one thousand renders... so, tons of trial and error... and what you see is the result of my voice acting (mostly) Onision Bot music, and tons of hours of prompting, editing & story compiling.

Basically, I started out with random fight scenes, and thought... “How the hell do I get this all to make sense?” and... made it all make sense... kind of.

I also recently created some cool comics (I think)... what do you think?


Also, honorable mention --- my most recent music album for Onision bot and other recent albums can be heard here:



Or: https://music.youtube.com/channel/UC7sYA5tEVsFjRdi9rmy6L5Q?si=ZIxgwkIaP4pvlDK9

Anyway... obviously I’m doing a bit of work... maybe one day... it will make a bigger impact, maybe not... but... you gotta do something because otherwise, it’s just the dark thoughts taking over.

Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.

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