I decided it would be best if I sing about house chores. I personally am doing them all the time, so I figured, sing what you know.
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Woke up today,
Feeling fucking great,
Smile on my face,
What a pretty place.
Had a good dream,
Pants I love to cream,
Then I went downstairs,
Shocked beyond compare.
What the fuck is this?
No one did dishes?
Counters ain't clean?
Didn't mop or steam?
What the fuck is that?
Laundry looking shat?
I aint doin' this,
Rather suck a dick.
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Rather suck a dick.
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Rather suck a dick.
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Yeah I'm cleaning up the garage,
And I'm cleaning up the front room,
And I'm making my bed while
Wishing I was fucking dead.
And I'm washing the dishes
And I'm starting loads of laundry
And God I pray please put me
out of my fucking misery!
LIFE IS JUST BULLSHIT!
NOTHING MATTERS AT ALL!
IF YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THIS,
FUCK YOU I WON'T CLEAN THIS!
MY THERAPIST TELLS ME,
I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!
BUT MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE SO ANGRY
IF I WASN'T SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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Rather suck a dick.