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House Chores Rap Song

I decided it would be best if I sing about house chores. I personally am doing them all the time, so I figured, sing what you know.


This post is available to Immortals and Elites only and will probably be released to the public at a later date. Thanks for supporting the site guys, enjoy the following music video & printed lyrics:



Woke up today,

Feeling fucking great,

Smile on my face,

What a pretty place.


Had a good dream,

Pants I love to cream,

Then I went downstairs,

Shocked beyond compare.


What the fuck is this?

No one did dishes?

Counters ain't clean?

Didn't mop or steam?


What the fuck is that?

Laundry looking shat?

I aint doin' this,

Rather suck a dick.

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Rather suck a dick.

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Rather suck a dick.

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Yeah I'm cleaning up the garage,

And I'm cleaning up the front room,

And I'm making my bed while

Wishing I was fucking dead.


And I'm washing the dishes

And I'm starting loads of laundry

And God I pray please put me

out of my fucking misery!


LIFE IS JUST BULLSHIT!

NOTHING MATTERS AT ALL!

IF YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THIS,

FUCK YOU I WON'T CLEAN THIS!


MY THERAPIST TELLS ME,

I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!

BUT MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE SO ANGRY

IF I WASN'T SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

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Rather suck a dick.

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Unknown member
Jul 13, 2022

Me every day

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Unknown member
Jul 13, 2022

I love how melodramatic this is

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Unknown member
Jul 13, 2022
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You are great at both and a master when you combine the two.

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Unknown member
Jul 12, 2022

seriously won’t lie, pretty relatable. would rather suck dick than do most chores

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Unknown member
Jul 12, 2022
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I don’t mind chores IRL lol… unless it’s a weekend.

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Unknown member
Jul 12, 2022

I actually don't mind doing housework, but given the choice, I would rather suck dick too. Hey Onision, you ever need a "Housekeeper with Benefits," let me know.😉

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Unknown member
Jul 12, 2022
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It’s actually no big deal but I wanted to make a serious sounding song about something that isn’t a big deal (for the sake of mocking first world problems) and it fit 😊

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Unknown member
Jul 12, 2022

Not gonna lie, I'd rather suck 2. Cleaning is the literal worst.

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Unknown member
Jul 12, 2022
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Haha 😆

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