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I Have 1 Fan <3

I made this video because I heard a good song and wanted to do something associated with it that inspired me. I laughed playing both roles a few times, and then while I was editing so I'm pretty psyched about that.


Anyway, basically the concept is this: If you're a fan of yourself, then why do you need other people to like what you create, for you to create it? So many folks do things purely for money or attention... but what a about just making yourself happy?


It's like I said, I laughed making this, and editing it... so? This is my hobby, and it makes me happy. Gotta do what makes you happy.



Sometimes the script changes when I start recording, BUT, this is what the video was originally planned out to be:


*SPEAKING DRAMATICALLY*


Onision: hey I'm back


Dick: Why?


Onision: For my fan.


Dick: You don't have any fans.


Onision: yes I do


Dick: Who?


Onision: Me


Dick: You're making videos again for yourself?


Onision: Yeah


Dick: That's the most...


Onision: Yeah?


Dick: That's the most...


Onision: What?


Dick: That's...


Onision: Go on!


Dick: That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my life.


Onision: ...a self-esteem is the most pathetic thing you've ever heard in your life?


Dick: You're like 50 years old.


Onision: Jim Carey is 60.


Dick: Yeah but he's actually funny.


Onision: FUCK YOU


Dick: FUCK YOU


Onision: DICK


Dick: Go diddle something you freak.


Onision: I DON'T DIDDLE THINGS WTF!?


Dick: DIDDLER!


Onision: FUCKER FUCK YOU


Dick: FUCK YOU


Onision: I'M MAKING VIDEOS AGAIN


Dick: GOOD! WATCH THEM WITH YOUR ONE VIEW AND ZERO FANS


Onision: I'M A PERSON, I'M A FAN, I EXIST!


Dick: YOU CAN'T BE YOUR OWN FAN


Onision: WATCH ME!


Dick: *stares*


Onision: I AM MY OWN FAN. I AM A FAN. A FAN OF ME! *slams door*


Dick: Motherfucker fell of hard.


Onision: *peaks through door crying*


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