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I Have No Costumes

All the characters are back, and in a super weird way... lol. For a while I've wanted to do a video where I am dressed as all the Onision characters, but I'm not acting at all. To demonstrate how different my characters would be if I didn't try whatsoever... however I don't have the costumes, so it's kind of a problem huh?


In this video, I do the opposite. Instead of dressing as my characters and not acting, I don't dress like my characters, and I act... some characters are a little too close to each other in how they sound. I'll give you an example of what I mean... Richard Donnigan sounds like a chipper version of Dale. Chibi sounds like a high-pitched Vicky (almost). Vicky sounds like a high-pitched Rod Danger. Rod Danger sounds like a more flaming Onision (sometimes).


Emo Charlie? I donno... that smooth tone really makes me happy.


Anyway, long story short, here is the video:

For folks who are Immortals and Elites, I have the script ready for you... with the identities of the characters right next to their names :)


Dale: That's right guys, I'm back.


Chibi: Dale?


Dale: Yep it's me, only without a costume.


Vicky: Hi Dale! It's been so long.


Dale: Who are you?


Vicky: Your wife?


Dale: I thought I left you for banging Emo Charlie?


Emo: Who me?


Dale: Why do you look like me?


Chibi: Why do we all look like each other!?


Panda God: Because no one bought our costumes off the Amazon wish list on Onision.com


Richard: Seems like that, is a problem?


Rod: Oh my god, who the fuck are you?


Richard: I'm a classic Onision character named Richa...


Rod: Just kidding don't give a fuck.


Emo: Rod Danger long time no see.


Rod: Shut up emo fuck, all of you got canceled and I'm living for it.


Emo: This is fucking stupid we need costumes.


Rod: Yeah I look like Onision and that makes me want to kill myself.


White: HEY YOU GUYS I'M A BIG FAT PIECE OF SHIT


Dale: White, what the fuck.


White: What?


Dale: You can't say people are fat pieces of shit.


White: I'm saying I'm a fat piece of shit.


Dale: Yeah but some little asshole is going to watch this, assume it's about them, then blame their eating disorder on you.


White: So... I'm not a fat piece of shit?


Rod: Holy shit how poor is Onision that he needs to ask people to buy his costumes back on Onision.com?


Emo: Well...


Rod: Shut the fuck up Emo butt fingerer.


Emo: What?


Rod: Onision how poor are you?


Onision: What?


Rod: How broke ass are you bitch?


Onision: *stares*


Rod: Make me look different than the rest of you creepy ass predators right now or I'm going to kill myself.


Onision: Ok.


Rod: *looks different* That's not funny.

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Unknown member
Sep 05, 2023

I just got to see this just now. feels like a late birthday present since this was made on my birthday. Lol

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Unknown member
Jun 17, 2022

Okay, that MADE MY NIGHT! Lmfao!! Thanks!!

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Unknown member
Jun 16, 2022

Loved this!

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Unknown member
Jun 16, 2022

I'll have to check out your wish list & see what You need.

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Unknown member
Jun 16, 2022

Haha it is weird to see you do your characters without their costumes. At least you brought them back this way for now 😆 Great video!

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