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New Song, WTF!?

Yeah, I finally got off my ass and made a new song... I recorded this in a similar fashion to my classic videos... not sure if I love this format or I want to go the other route... basically it's the I'm So Emo format vs the Hula Hoop Song format...


Anyway, here's the song and lyrics (for IMMORTALS AND ELITES ONLY):


LYRICS (minus the muscle guy cameo, as it was added later)

Dear stupid troll,

You’re ruining my life,

I can’t get any sleep,

And I lost my fourth wife.


HEY GUYS LOOK AT HIM

HE’S LOSING HIS SHIT

LET’S MAKE A CIRCLE SEAL HIS FATE

RATIO TILL WE EJACULATE


I’m sitting here on Twitter,

Watching you ratio me,

Worse than herpes

Stop pegging my Tweets please.


WE’RE RATIOING YOU

I’m gonna implode

OPEN UP BITCH CUZ HERE COMES

A RATIO LOAD


RATIO CHA CHA CHA

WE’RE SO COOL

QUOTE RT HI YAH

LET’S REPLY TO THIS FOOL


RATIO CHA CHA CHING

MEME MEME MEME

RATIO GANG BEAT DOWN

KISSES DADDY KING


I can’t have sex no more,

I now jerk off with molasses,

All the while you fucking trolls

Are laughing off your asses


THIS MOTHERFUCKER REALLY THINKS

WE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT

I just don’t want my butt to bleed!

LET’S RATIO THIS IDIOT


No! I refuse to get ratioed! I will delete myself before that happens again!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! DO IT!!!


Goodbye cruel world!


*taps head* *bloops out of existence*


Mom: Sweety what did you do today?

Son: Oh, I rated some dude till he had a mental break down and deactivated.

Mom: Does that mean he ended his own life?

Son: Maybe.

Mom: …HAHAHAHAHA!!

Son: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Неизвестный пользователь
18 июн. 2022 г.

This was clever. Very entertaining very creative, and the photo was great. Thanks.

Лайк

Неизвестный пользователь
18 июн. 2022 г.

Niceeee! 🌟 When I see "ratio" all it feels like is the laziest most broken record thing to obtain likes. Also it rhymes with fellaaa...okay you get it.

Лайк
Неизвестный пользователь
18 июн. 2022 г.
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For real. I'm so tired of people saying, "Ratio." 🙄 Lol

Лайк

Неизвестный пользователь
18 июн. 2022 г.

LOL I loved it! Can't wait to watch the music video for it 😆

Лайк
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