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Sloppy Mommy

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  1. Because when your son has M●●●●●ed two of your daughters and several young members of your church congregation, as well as cheated on his wife, whom he ALSO has young daughters with....coming up with a ~GODLY~ term for obviously satanic eggs should be at the top of your “Things To Be Concerned About,” list. Priorities, people! https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/in-this-house-we-do-not-say-that?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeedtasty&ref=bffbbuzzfeedtasty&fbclid=IwAR2a4HAOSbWk1oHxHiwQfBRaxH3Gs2WuWeCG0YXI4DGlIVPeUBkfxh0_J4U
  2. Mexican foods, all the Mexican foods, I love them. A big bowl of Pico De Gallo (Without Cilantro.. because I dont like Cilantro in the least, to me, it tastes like soap) A big plate of Nachos, smothered in lots of cheese. A few jalapenos some pickled, some regular. To wash that down, a gallon of Horchata. Deserts, and a lot of them, Cheese cake, Candy, Brownies.. Just all kinds of sweets so that maybe Ill go into a diabetic coma before im executed, so I might not feel much.
  3. Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie. 

  4. Happy Passover to my jewskis or anyone celebrating Passover!
  5. Decided to leave my car windows cracked overnight since it was a nice evening. Came out to find 3 mosquitoes, 2 wasps and a dragonfly smoking pollen in my back seats smh welcome to spring, Folks!

  6. It applies the smooth liquid preparation to it's epidermis...

    Or consequently it shall receive the flexible pipe for conveying water anew.  


  7. Someday, someone is going to come along and see me in my car, eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands and think "That's her, that's the one" 

  8. Thank you for the follow! <333333333

    1. Onryouji


      Of course!! Thank you as well. 

  9. You is kind. You is smart. You is important. 

  10. Oy gevalt, I'm getting all verklempt! verklempt saturday night live GIF

  11. People with beards are just people without beards, with beards. #FACT

  12. I like a mix of indoor and outdoor, I had an aloe vera plant and it was good, but when it got too big for its planter, I tried to move it and I think I shocked it because it died,
  13. My favorite flower plant is the Bleeding Heart flowers , Whats yours? Are you more of an inside plant or outside plant person, or both?
  14. Every once in a while, I like a good cup of black coffee with a bit of sugar. F6 Usually I like it more like F1
  15. This was about 13 years ago... I was at the supermarket with my mother and my daughter, she was about to to turn 1, with a decent vocabulary for her age. We were at the meat and produce area, I would point out different meats and be like "That was a cow, what does the cow say?" And she would go "MOO!" "And that was piggy! What does the piggy say? "Oink" At this time my mother heard me and was like "Molly, stop that." and I replied "Stahp wot mothear?? ......."Meat doesn't come from a magical fountain somewhere" That was years ago, and back then i wsa kinda more pro vegetarian than I am now, but I was a D●●● about it.
  16. I also love tea. What is your favorite kind?
  17. freshly brewed iced black tea with some lemon juice. 🙂 Coffee Hummus - regular and spicy
  18. People with beards are just people without beards, with beards. #FACT

  19. If ya wanna be hairy, be hairy. If ya wanna be shaven, be shaven. Live your best life. I have pronounced edema in my legs, so even if I really wanted to shave, which I don't, I'd be too scared to of fear I would cut open my already thin skin on my legs. I always keep my pits maintained though, armpit hair kinda freaks me out. I also get this annoying hair under my chin and around the upper of my neck, because you know, age. I shave the hell outta that S●●●, it comes in strangely and makes me uncomfortable. Other than that, im pretty damn hairy. I've come to accept that and if someone else can't, it's not my problem, it's theirs.
  20. That guy was a real douche canoe
  21. What if my dog brings back the ball because she thinks I like throwing it? O.o ?

  22. I actually really like a nice rainy day, i live in the desert so they don't happen too much, but I like to sit outside, under the roofs awning with a lawn chair and just witness the rain and I love the smell of rain as it hits the dirt.
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